Captain Smogbuster

 


Theme: Walking to School and Green Transport (20 mins)
Grades: All (Ideal for school assemblies)
Cost: $3+GST/child (min audience 130) + travel expenses


Captain Smogbuster used to be a Formula One Racing Driver but then he was blinded by the sight of fog of feral fumes farting their way from the rear of the leading car. Crashing into the barriers but miraculously unharmed he stepped from the wreckage to discover that a superhuman change had come over him: the power to see exhaust (including that from humans).

Now the Captain travels the world with the important message that not all exhaust is yucky (like the gut-wobbling booger blubber that comes out of the back of petrol-powered engines), in fact fresh foods like fruit can often produce a delightful rose-coloured gas cloud (which only he can see of course). With this message Captain Smogbuster encourages his audiences to: “Follow my rule: run on your own food fuel and become a bike riding, footpath jogging, nature-strip jogging Smogbuster!”

“Captain Smogbuster was fantastic.” Teacher - Greythorn Primary School